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Me and My Syndrome

This syndrome plays a big role in my upcoming book “John Smith – Last Known Survivor of the Microsoft Wars”. I won’t attempt to explain it in depth or cheapen the novel here. I do need to write about it though. Not because I fear those of you reading this won’t run out and buy a copy of the book, but because a friend of mine either set out to punch a bunch of my … Me and My SyndromeRead more

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Asking a Writer to Give Up Nicotine is Like Asking a Shark Not to Swim

I was never a regular watcher of “Sex and the City”. Quite possibly I didn’t see my first episode until it was about off the air. I have this habit of waiting for popular shows to migrate down to lesser known stations which run them in marathons. I hate to admit it, but I didn’t get into NCIS until after USA started running marathons of it. One thing I did notice was the Carrie character … Asking a Writer to Give Up Nicotine is Like Asking a Shark Not to SwimRead more

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Why Do You Tip So Much?

I get that question a lot. If I’m in a particularly pissy mood my response resembles a line from Heathers, “Because I can.” The truth is a bit more moderated. “Because those who can should.” Some might say it is because I’ve been dead broke and destitute before. While there may be some of that involved somewhere, the people who say that need to know that as a software consultant and an author, my life … Why Do You Tip So Much?Read more

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Spare Parts to End Writer’s Block

I’ve actually stopped subscribing to all but one physically printed and mailed writing magazine. In part I stopped because of all the wasted space covering poetry. If you want to ensure a book with multiple millions of dollars in marketing effort sells fewer than 500 copies, choose a poetry book. Not a book of naughty nursery rhymes ala Andrew Dice Clay, but what poets call poetry today.  The main reason I’ve chose to stop letting … Spare Parts to End Writer’s BlockRead more