The 486SX

It’s not just COVID-19 vaccines receiving large quantities of disinformation. Even the 486SX has its own Holocaust Deniers. I couldn’t believe this popped up again months ago.

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The time honored (and correct) tale of the 486SX was that the original units were 486DX chips with a defective math co-processor. With every new chip design, especially back there and back then, there was always a bit of a yield problem until the manufacturing process got worked out. Many times you ended up with junk. INTEL got lucky with this defect. Since these chips weren’t technically “scrap” because everything other than the math co-processor worked, they stock piled them. Even in this state, it was an enhanced 386 processor so it wasn’t without value.

This tale was widely reported at the time. It is still reported today.

In April of 1991 Intel launched the Intel i486SX chip, bringing a lower-cost processor to the PC market. It was a modified i486DX with the FPU (floating-point unit) disabled. In fact, all early were in fact i486DX chips with a defective FPU, with the the FPU’s power and bus connections were destroyed with a laser.

Zdnet

Hopefully you will click the link and scroll down to read what the i487 really was. Here are some other links to read if you wish.

https://cpumuseum.jimdofree.com/museum/intel/80486/

https://arstechnica.com/civis/viewtopic.php?t=390388

Google books

Another Google books

Yet Another Google books

Even Byte Magazine told the 486SX story.

Even economists know the story of the 486SX.

Now we will check in with Nutter Central

Every time I hear this stuff spewed or see it written I cannot help thinking about the Armadillo Hat Wearing Guy from Dukes of Hazzard.

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This has widely been debunked.

The SXs were introduced to the market years after the introduction of
the DXs. Intel didn’t start to have massive production problems all of a
sudden and thus decided to pull this stunt. The SXs were designed to
have the FPU disabled, and their FPU was for this reason ever tested.
The only reason for the introduction of the SX was market segmentation
to compete against AMD.

Here’s some links for you, given you seem to able to Google “486 sx
defective” (and leave it in the URLs that you link), but somehow
conveniently IGNORING the first couple of results, even if they include
first-hand accounts of Intel engineers who worked on the 486 that
disprove the whole defective story:

http://www.os2museum.com/wp/lies-damn-lies-and-wikipedia/

By the way, did you notice that the Wikipedia page that YOU linked
doesn’t talk about those chips being “defective” DXs?
Because that’s a lie, as discussed in the talk page:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Intel_80486SX

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Back to Reality and Case Studies

When you take some business courses covering how to turn failure into profits the 486SX is generally one of the cases discussed. Here are some others:

  • Sony Walkman: A shiny new VP combined a failed portable tape recorder that couldn’t record with an earbud/headphone set that had no market. Both R&D failures that, when combined became a highly profitable.
  • 3M Post-It Notes: Engineers and scientists set out to create a glue so strong it made Crazy glue look like Elmer’s School Glue. They took the path of exponentially increasing the length of time to dry. The end result was it never really dries and bonds. It was a complete failure until someone used it to glue little yellow pieces of paper together in the form of note pads. People found you could stick them to anything and they would come right off.
  • Gasoline: This was largely a byproduct of making heating and lamp oil. It was dumped into rivers and burned off . . . Until Henry Ford came along.
  • Vulcanization: Mr. Goodyear meeting investors in a shed that had a wood stove for heat was raging that they wouldn’t give him more money. Rubber tires were so flimsy and blew out so often that “can I kick the tires” became a phrase in American culture. Flinging his new hunk of rubber around while hollering and gesturing with his arms, it landed on the hot wood stove. After scraping it off the stove they found the result was still flexible and far more impervious to cuts. He got his money.

I read a book covering that stuff years ago, but cannot remember the title. No, it wasn’t this economics book.

Interesting Take and Source of Confusion

Wikipedia has an interesting take on the 486SX. It is only interesting because it has this phrasing.

AMD had begun manufacturing its 386DX clone which was faster than Intel’s. To respond to this new situation Intel wanted to provide a lower cost i486 CPU for system integrators, but without sacrificing the better profit margins of a “full” i486. This was accomplished through a debug feature called Disable Floating Point (DFP), by grounding a certain bond wire in the CPU package. The i486SX was introduced in mid-1991 at 20 MHz in a PGA package. Later (1992) versions of the i486SX had the FPU entirely removed for cost-cutting reasons and comes in surface-mount packages as well.

Every story said they were defective 486DX chips, even this one. Whether the defect happened due to manufacturing error or by “grounding a certain bond wire in the CPU” what was initially sold as the 486SX was a defective 486DX. The nutters also overlook the fact that nothing stopped INTEL from taking 486DX chips that really did fail FPU testing and sending them down the 486SX line that disabled the non-functioning FPU.

My Tidbit

Prior to DEC releasing the first Alpha computers I was doing a project for Digital Equipment. Sometimes I was in the Elk Grove Village office and sometimes out at the client site in Melrose Park. When I was in the office, across the hall from where I sat was one of the many people working on the first Alpha computers. Cannot find a picture of the one I used to own or remember the exact model. Many looked like this.

DEC Alpha running Windows NT

You could firmware swap the console on these types of workstations. One console allowed you to run Windows NT special built for the Alpha (Microsoft actually preferred using the Alpha for development.) The other let you run OpenVMS. Technically I wasn’t supposed to see any of the stuff I saw, but the boys and girls at DEC liked me.

Sometimes a group of us would have lunch in the cafeteria. One day, one of the people who joined our table said he was working on the 486SX “Dandy.” He volunteered that Intel had told them the 486SX was a DX with a defective FPU.

Let me stress this part. Nobody cared. If those chips couldn’t be sold they would be scrapped. E-waste was a problem even back then. Giant tube type monitors failed after a few years. Newer, better, faster, computers were being announced every six months or so. By iPhone standards, we weren’t throwing as many units away, but they were much bigger units.

I really like the write-up CPU Museum has on these chips. Lots of nice pictures with details links. They don’t wade into the argument, they just move on.

Here’s the Reality

It was all of the above and you can prove it to yourself.

Simply go to Google Books and search for all of the trade rags printed during 1991. Computer World, Computer Shopper, PC Magazine, Info World, Byte, etc. You want to focus your attention (usually) on the “Letters” sections. It won’t take long for you to realize that INTEL had a team dedicated to reading the weekly trade rags and writing a polite nasty-gram each and every time the magazines published something unflattering about INTEL.

When you find a letter from INTEL take a quick glance at the previous article they are complaining about from the previous issue. Won’t take you long. I seem to remember the longest articles ever published in those things not exceeding an office bathroom trip.

After you have come to the same conclusion that INTEL had an entire group whose job it was to bitch about bad press use the search utility to find 486SX articles stating they are defective 486DX chips. Now look at the “letters” section for the next month. Not once do I remember reading a nasty-gram from INTEL complaining about the magazines claiming 486SX chips were defective 486DX chips initially. Search for yourself. Do the other search first though. You need to get a feel for just how hard INTEL beat back bad press. If it wasn’t “true enough” they wouldn’t have let it slide.

Disabling or Disabled

Personally, I’m willing to believe it was all of the above when it came to the disabling of the FPU. A robot or mechanically controlled laser (that they probably already had laying around) to do the much rumored cutting on the defective 486DX chips was logically the shortest path to 486SX production. They had no idea how well these were going to sell. If AMD hadn’t release a better 386 than INTEL had on the market, below the 486DX price point, INTEL might not have been shamed into releasing the 486SX. Really depends how high the pile of 486DX processors with defective FPU got.

Setting up a line to “ground a certain bond wire” would not have been a risk worth taking until they could know how well the 486SX would sell. The nutters never consider the fact that “bond wire” story did get out. I was active in the BBS world back then. There were lots of students enrolled in the electronics hardware programs at DeVry and other schools. Not once did I ever hear of any “hacked” or “unlocked” 486DX chips on the market.

Dudes would have tried that!

We were putting RLL controllers on Miniscribe MFM drives because we found out the MFM model numbers that corresponded to the RLL certified models. We were all young and dumb back then. Willing to fry something just to see if it would work. I fried two of those drives. Actually I fried the same pair of drives twice. There was a place you could send them to that would replace the one chip that would burn out in the on-drive logic board. You got over a year out of them doing that. You rarely got five years out of a hard drive back then anyway.

Overclocking isn’t something new.

You have firmware accessible from the keyboard to overclock now. We had dudes tweaking motherboards.

Even today I cannot find anyone claiming they made such a conversion from 486SX to 486DX. I can only find one mention of the “drill a hole in the right place” and that is as much as they mention. There would have been something on the BBS Echomail networks and it would have survived to the Internet Achive.

Greylisting

Here’s an idea! Let’s add a new feature called Greylisting, set the default to be on, and push the update out without a word. What could possibly go wrong?

Back on 3/25/2021 at around noon I sent an email to a pimp I keep in touch with. (For those that don’t work in IT, person at consulting firm. They arrange a date, collect a fee . . . you get the idea.) I called him a few hours later because I was surprised he had not responded. He didn’t get the email. I got a phone call from him early the following morning telling me that email showed up at 1am.

A few days later there was another pimp talking to me on the phone pushing me to get a signed RTR (Right to Represent) back to him so he could present me to the client. Well, “signed” is a bit of an overstatement in today’s world. They send an email and you reply with “I confirm.” We were talking on the phone. I was replying to his email which had just come in. About half an hour later I forwarded his email to my almost never used GMail account. Replying from there got to him right away.

This morning was the last straw. I bought some stuff on eBay about 7am. I had been buying other stuff on eBay this past week and the sale confirms showed up right away. It was well after noon and I had seen nothing. In the words of Popeye “That’s all I can stands I can’t stands no more!”

CPanel menu

The boys and girls developing CPanel decided to add a new feature called “Greylisting.” This shiny new feature randomly hangs onto email from, apparently, every source that isn’t Gmail until the wee hours of the morning. They pushed this out with basically a word to no one. I didn’t find out about it until I chatted with support.

The default is ON for all domains managed by your CPanel.

What could possibly go wrong, right?

So, log into your CPanel account. If you are like me that means logging into your hosting service then choosing CPanel from their menu. You are looking for that little envelop with the exclamation mark in it that says “Configure Greylisting.” It’s in the email section of your CPanel menu. Click it and turn Greylisting off for all your domains.

If you want to read more about technical recruiters (pimps) you can start here.

CS Graduate Falsehoods

What should be the #1 entry on this list of CS Graduate Falsehoods is missing:

Agile is valid Software Engineering

Otherwise that list of computer science graduate falsehoods is rather good. No list could be complete, but, other than missing Agile, that list does a good job of identifying computer science graduate falsehoods.

Some recent graduates have actually smelled the tea brewing though. They are asking us old-timers “What surprised you the most in your career as a software engineer?

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Yet Another Reason to Ditch Facebook

I will never understand why people join Facebook or why they don’t ditch Facebook. You should never post that much about yourself online. “Oh no, I have private pages” is the usual response.

Well, 553 Million users just had their personal information posted on a hacker site. Yes, your information. If you are a user you should expect you are part of the 500 million.

Yes, I’ve posted about security breaches before. They happen all of the time. Unless they impact tens of millions of people they don’t even make the news anymore. Most of you probably don’t even remember when I wrote about the TJ MAXX breach? That seems so quaint these days.

Featured image by Tumisu from Pixabay

You people have to realize something. “Move quickly and break things” means security will be one of the broken things. The motto isn’t “Move quickly and only break that stuff over there.”

AGILE is nothing but hacking on the fly.

There can never be justification for using it when you expect people to pay money or trust what you create.

Let’s just see if the court system lets Facebook get away with “a year of identity theft monitoring” or if the Justice Department finally gets some teeth.

Protect yourself, ditch Facebook.

A Fedora 33 Virus?

Several weeks ago Google started popping up their “we’ve noticed suspicious activity” screen and making me respond to a Captcha any time I used them to search something. I try to use Google as little as possible because nobody should be allowed to collect that much information about anyone. Sometimes, when all my other search engines fail I have to go there.

This finally became too annoying. The Google screen also said it through one or more machines on my network were infected. I ran full Norton scans on the Windows machines. Not just a quick scan, full disk scans. I ran whatever flavor of ClamAV each distro had in their repos on all of the Linux machines.

Found on Fedora 33

KlamAV was unable to quarantine. Most likely because I ran as a mere mortal. I opened a terminal, changed to the directory and nuked those two files then rebooted. Google has stopped complaining.

The Weird Part of Fedora Machine Virus

BOINC rack

What’s weird is that machine has been sitting over in the BOINC rack for quite a while. I will use it to look up a part if we are working on something for the shop. I did use it to create the RPM package for my fork of Diamond. That’s kind of it though. I even did most of the editing for the scripts and stuff on my main computer and just walked over to this one to test after pulling from Git again.

Why? Because I have to either stand or sit on a bar stool the entire time. I’m not twenty-something anymore so that bothers my back after a while. When I was jumping through the hoops to write this and most of my other Fedora posts they were mostly stand-up tasks.

My Fedora box was the only machine Clam squawked about. After I deleted those files from the command line and rebooted, Google stopped bitching.

Update: 2021-02-28

It’s now been more than two days. I went from every machine on the network getting a captcha request from Google for every Google search no matter what OS, browser, and adblocker they were using to every machine able to do a Google search.

The Fedora community has been both unfriendly and unhelpful. The mere mention of their beloved OS possibly having a virus has them racing to flag all posts as “unacceptable.” Even went so far as to mark the problem solved while making jokes about wearing masks and washing hands. The problem isn’t “solved.”

I’ve worked with some real assholes in my life. The joking about computer viruses and wearing masks was the last straw. The entire Fedora community sounds just like Donald Trump. Deny, deny, deny, deny.

See no Evil, hear no evil, speak no evil

Linux is not immune to viruses. It is less prone. Yes, I lump most forms of malware, including “bots” into “virus” when speaking. Code you didn’t want or knowingly install doing evil things on/with your computer. Bots get used for all sorts of activities, the most publicly known of which is probably DDoS attacks. Thousands or millions of infected machines all hitting the same Web site or IP address repeatedly at the same time.

These attitudes are really shocking. The Unix/Linux world has a looooong history of being penetrated. For decades I heard/read hackers chanting the mantra “If it has a Guest account I’m God!” The Unix/Linux community went into Donald Trump mode.

Fedora Community Response to Viruses

Guess what? The world was finally told one of the ways they did it. Shellshock was a Bash shell bug they were exploiting for over 25 years.

Assholes Joking About Masks and Washing Hands

A good friend and former co-worker has buried two brothers, two sisters, and an aunt. They were all grown adults living in their own places, most in different states. I buried my own father in October after being locked out of the nursing home due to justifiable pandemic restrictions for most of the last year of his life.

You’re just a (&)(*&()*ing asshole when you won’t wear a mask or wash your hands.

The English language doesn’t have a word to describe joking about it in a support forum.

Given the Fedora Community Response

Given the Fedora community response, I will never trust a RedHat based distro. I will also never professionally recommend a RedHat based distro. Linux is not immune, it does get targeted.

https://www.imperva.com/learn/ddos/botnet-ddos/

BillGates malware

Y’all need to be installing and running antivirus.

March 10, 2021 update

Since nuking those files I’ve re-installed Mozilla Firefox on all machines, set privacy/security to highest settings, and installed a different adblocker on Firefox. A great many were trying to point the finger at Firefox blocking all tracking information as to the reason Google was spitting up those screens.

I’m still writing, still looking things up, and still not getting those Google “suspicious activity” screens. Yes, Firefox is my default browser again.

I wiped that machine and installed MX Linux on it. If I need to build more RPMs with Fedora it will be from a VM that lives only long enough to create the package then gets deleted. Simply can’t trust the distro given the community response.