{"id":7162,"date":"2024-08-15T16:04:52","date_gmt":"2024-08-15T21:04:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.logikalsolutions.com\/wordpress\/?p=7162"},"modified":"2024-08-15T16:04:52","modified_gmt":"2024-08-15T21:04:52","slug":"crowdstrike","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.logikalsolutions.com\/wordpress\/information-technology\/crowdstrike\/","title":{"rendered":"CrowdStrike – Undeniable Proof – Agile Must Be Banned Globally"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

By now most of you have heard of the Great CrowdStrike Outage of 2024<\/a>. Actually using the year in the name is probably making too broad of an assumption that there will be only one. At least $10 billion in worldwide financial damage all due to Agile. This myth that a cesspit of User Stories, TDD, and CI\/CD with daily stand-ups is a valid software development methodology, it’s not.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

We need global laws banning the use of Agile. At least we need them in the U.S. and E.U. If China, Russia, and Iran want to ruin their countries with Agile more power to them!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Agile – pushing whatever hand polished turd that pooped out the back of the last Sprint onto unsuspecting users globally “to get feedback.” Yes, I’ve written a book on Agile<\/a>. I’ve even written about Agile’s Mega Failures<\/a>. There have been so many I have honestly lost track of them. Until we start putting CEOs in prison for these things, they are going to keep happening.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

How Do We Fix This?<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Use of Agile must be banned in all things sold<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Agile is nothing more than hacking on the fly with some meaningless rituals thrown in so management can feel like it is managing something. Agile eliminates the application architect, any real up-front design, and most importantly, testing. Automated test scripts that test nothing is __NOT__ testing. Nothing<\/em> can replace professional test teams using actual hardware.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

All things critical must use the 510K process<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

The government and possibly a few “industry leaders” need to publish an official list of critical systems and applications. Operating systems, security software, antivirus, and network communications all fall under this. No more hurling a hand polished turd onto the unsuspecting public.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

No more than 10% law<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

American and the EU need to pass and viciously enforce with mandatory prison time that no single operating system or application exists on more than 10 percent of systems. No more of this monopoly shit. No more all things run us. You’ve created a single point of failure!<\/em> This was just greed bundled with incompetence. Imagine if it was an actual attack?<\/p>\n\n\n\n