{"id":2741,"date":"2018-03-23T08:19:35","date_gmt":"2018-03-23T13:19:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.logikalsolutions.com\/wordpress\/?p=2741"},"modified":"2018-03-23T08:19:35","modified_gmt":"2018-03-23T13:19:35","slug":"a-good-reason-to-never-go-to-oregon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.logikalsolutions.com\/wordpress\/thank-you-sir-may-i-have-another\/a-good-reason-to-never-go-to-oregon\/","title":{"rendered":"A Good Reason to Never Go to Oregon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the Midwest kids tend to &#8220;obtain&#8221; alcohol and drive a bit drunk. This is fun. Well, in Chicago they shoot each other, but, that&#8217;s Chicago. In Oregon, they run around setting shit on fire for fun. 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