Companies That Don’t Use AWS Made More Money Yesterday

AWS (Amazon Web Services) had an hours long outage yesterday. This is the product used by companies that don’t try very hard. You hire the cheapest labor found anywhere and use Agile because they are all just hacks, most of whom never went to college. This service is so unreliable that Down Detector usually has a chart looking something like this.

My neighbor laughed when he read this post asking what AWS customers would do when Amazon went out of business, well, I was ahead of the curve on this call. Amazon reported almost no profit and slowing growth. All the analysts are now talking about Amazon’s slowing cloud-computing sales. Gee, when you have shit service, people stop paying for it.

The Agile Debacle

You cannot use Agile to create reliable things. You have to architect API’s (Application Programming Interfaces) not hack out incompatible versions hour by hour. There is obviously not a qualified Software Architect or Systems Analyst working at Amazon or any AWS customer. No, that’s not a frivolous statement.

No single point of failure.

People who go to college and get actual degrees in Computer Information Systems have the above mantra drilled into our skulls pretty much every day. In our professional lives we speak it as a talisman against failure while reviewing system flow diagrams and SDLC documentation. It is inconceivable to us that any company expecting people to pay money for something would put in the field a system knowing it has a single point of failure.

Enter the AWS customers, where Amazon is their single point of failure.

Amazon, a company with over 125 physical data centers that still cannot design a proper system.

Agile means you don’t create a full SDLC up front. There is no architecture. There is no design. Just a bunch of off-the-shelf stuff that might sorta work held together by duct tape and bubble gum.

Were you gullible enough to buy into that? Nothing that has multi-hour outages can claim to be mission critical. How about your pacemaker not working for a couple of hours while you are out in the sun? Your insulin pump? Your infusion pump for that chemo you have to have at specific intervals?